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Few people know this, but recently unearthed documents have confirmed that the Disney Channel's origins predate all of recorded history. Historians place the Origins of the Disney Channel right around 148,000 B.C., believing the Disney Channel to have been started during the 'Onigawan' period, in the Fertile Crescent, a time and place where Hunter Gather societies were just starting to prefer wholesome family entertainment to killing a rival tribe's Shaman and hanging his head from the entrance of their cave. This new knowledge of how long the Disney Channel has been around necessarily begs the question: What kind of shows has Disney been making all these years?
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